It's official: I'm old. How do I know this? Well, a couple weeks ago I came across the picture on the right, thinking it would be funny to post when my biological odometer rolled over. Then a few days passed and I couldn't remember why I needed to keep the picture around. So I kept it lying around, remembering that I was going to use it for something, but forgetting what specifically.At any rate, all I'm asking for this time around is a pair of velcro nurse shoes, a cane in the shape of a Bembo font "f", and a Seniorenspielplatz.

